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Lady Pompadour: “Why is that?”
Me: “You’re too intelligent to be here.”
We talk some more, and it turns out that I’m right. She rarely goes out. I also find out why she looks too good to be in her late twenties. She’s a physical education teacher. I like. A girl then walks by us and looks up at me and likes what she sees, so she lets out a quick…
Girl: “Mmmm.”
Lady Pompadour and I both laugh. I like this girl. Intelligent, laughs at all of my retarded jokes, and she takes really good care of her body. I’m not into blondes, but everything else about her just seems right. I’m running out of time, and I already have the approval of her friends. It’s time to cut the bullshit…
Me: “How do you feel about dating black guys?”
Lady Pompadour: “It’s not a problem. I’d do it.”
Me: “OK, I just wanted to get that out of the way. I’m very attracted to you. What do you say we get together sometime soon, like maybe Wednesday or Thursday?”
Lady Pompadour: “I’d like that.”
Me: “But wait, there are a couple of things that I need to know first.”
She looks at me…
Me: “Do you watch a lot of television? Because I don’t date women that spend all of their time watching TV.”
Lady Pompadour: “No, I don’t really watch TV.”
Me: “That’s good. One more question. Do you like to read?”
Lady Pompadour: “I read all the time.”
Me: “Then you pass.”
She laughs and we exchange phone numbers. But Assanova, I thought you didn’t do phone numbers! I don’t, at least not with superficial club sluts. However, she is an older girl, and she’s not your typical A.D.D. club slut. I think we talked for about forty five minutes.
Outside…
The Drunken Russian: “Dude, we have chicks coming back with us.”
